An Ohio man tried his hand at getting away from the police after allegedly using a cell phone camera to capture images of a naked woman at a tanning salon. The first search failed to yield any proof, but a second, more thorough search proved that the arm of the law is long enough to yield results, with the cell phone finally retrieved from his nether regions. Strange why he didn’t bother to delete the damning images instead of taking the chocolate highway route.

Source: Smoking Gun