V-Beat Air Guitar
So you think you’re the next Axl Rose, but have failed to convince a dozen record labels to date? Why not take out your frustrations of nobody recognizing your musical genius with the V-Beat Air Guitar?
Ideal for tennis racket rockers looking to step up to the next level of pretend axemeistery, this miraculous ‘nonstrument’ is a two-piece motion-sensitive guitar that makes playing a cinch. Talent? What talent? The idea is to hold the headstock section in one hand and move it closer or further away from the body to change pitch whilst your other hand strums over motion sensors ( where the pickups would normally be ). Easy peasy. It’s a bit like being one of those boy band members who twangs away gormlessly whilst some podgy session musician plays the real stuff in the background.
All you angst-ridden budding musicians can always pick up this musical instrument for £24.95.