If you have an appetite for fancy mirrors, then this Stargate Mirror ought to be your cup of tea.

Normally made of Naquahdah (and once unsuccessfully made of titanium) and 22 feet wide, our scientists have used glass and polystone to shrink the dimensions down to a mere 10 inches across. All you need is a Zero Point Module to power it, and you’re good to go. Convenient enough, now, to hang on your wall. When you’re not actively powering the gate to generate a wormhole, you can look at your reflection in the event-horizon.

Each $49.99 purchase comes with a “water-effect” event-horizon insert and is hand painted.