Bluetooth Microphone fits inside your tooth
Since Bluetooth became a standard feature on most phones, people have been coming up with all sorts of new headsets. The ones that fascinate me the most are the ones that use the vibrations from the bone in your jaw to detect what you are saying. To me it’s cool and creepy at the same time. Less creepy though, than this new Bluetooth Dental Insert Microphone.
Essentially what you do is stick this tiny transmitter (powered by an even smaller solar panel) into a small crevice in your tooth (exactly like a filling) and it picks up the vibrations in your teeth. While that would make things really simple sometimes, that is just way too creepy.
Honestly, I’m completely disappointed with this product. They missed out on a golden opportunity by painting it black. Wouldn’t it have been more amusing if it were blue. Get it, Blue….Tooth. Oh nevermind. I’d be more than willing to chalk this one up as an April Fool’s joke because this one just seems a bit far-fetched. Then again, do they pull wacky pranks like this in China?