Spongebob Squarepants rectal thermometer

Mention rectal thermometer and you can see a lump forming in my throat. I just hate any sort of probes going up where the sun don’t shine, but if I were a kid and I see Spongebob Squarepants smiling widely like that, chances are the pain would automatically lessen (or even disappear) when he gets down to business. I don’t know about you, but I wouldn’t be smiling like Spongebob if I knew just which orifice I was created to be stuck into. The Spongebob Squarepants rectal thermometer retails for $16.95 from Amazon.
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6 reviews or comments
Neagle Says: March 9, 2008 at 1:40 pm
WHY! With Medline Non-Invasive Digital Temple Thermometer there is no need for this nightmare inducing device.
Cangel Says: July 27, 2008 at 1:36 pm
That is so wrong, many know that Spongebob is the Micheal Jackson of the cartoon world, yet someone makes not a normal thermometer but a rectal one. There are some sick people in this world.
SpongeBob Speakers Roll Their Eyes » Coolest Gadgets Says: November 19, 2008 at 10:48 am
[...] covered SpongeBob Squarepants products before on Coolest Gadgets, and I thought my favorite was the rectal thermometer until I saw the SpongeBob [...]
Isabel Lee Says: May 9, 2010 at 10:49 am
Spongebob is really funny and hilarious. somebody says that spongebob is gay, is that even true?’*,
JC Seed Says: November 12, 2010 at 10:29 pm
Rectal thermometers are used with dogs and cats also. One friend said her vet’s office uses this one!


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