Pick Up Line and Insult Generators
by Mark R
For those of you whose wit is as dull as a putty knife, you can level the playing field with two random line generators.
The first is the Pick Up Line Generator, with such classics as “Is it hot in here, or is it just you?” If that doesn’t do it, you might want to try the other 39 sayings available at the Push of the button.
Perhaps it is not love that you are offering, but a genuine dose of hatred. There is the Insult Generator for that. At a touch of a button, you fire away your taunting arrows like “you are pure inspiration for birth control” and many others.
Assuming that I was still single, I think I might be slightly embarrassed to buy the Pick Up Line Generator. I mean, I think it is intended to be a joke gift, really, and I would hate for any man to think that he needed it. However, the device itself might be enough to start a conversation with a very attractive woman. Thus the Pick Up Line Generator becomes a pick up line.
As for the Insult Generator, if you need a machine to express your indignation against someone else, you should probably ask yourself why you hate this person so much to begin with.
If you honestly think you need these products, then you can get them online at the Latest Buy site. Both of them will cost you $17.95 to $19.95.