The USB Golfer enjoys a much more privileged life than you do - he gets to play as many rounds of golf as he likes without worrying about the weather outside since he’ll be indoors all the time. This £29.99 desktop toy works great for those slow afternoons, as you’ll be able to control where he hits via a software on your computer. He receives instructions and power via USB - just make sure you don’t aim and hit one ball towards your superior’s bald head accidentally.

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