Now we all know that a greeting card certainly cannot suffer from the dreaded Red Ring of Death (RRoD), but it surely gets the message across in a humorous manner. Chances are you’ll know of someone who owns an Xbox 360 that has already overheated after suffering from palpitations due to extended hours of Gears of War, hence the need for the RRoD card. This greeting card features red crystals on the front with comforting words inside (“May this card help console you during this difficult time. I am very sorry for your loss.”). It is on sale for $4 a pop.
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