Can you steal his bones without waking the dog? Probably not the coolest of games out there but it beats the like of Buckaroo (then again most games do).

The thing is this particular pooch is of the aggressive, ‘almost bite your hand off if you so much as breathe near it’ variety. And almost bite your hand off he will, because if you make a dog’s dinner of retrieving the bones, the sleepy hound will wake in an instant, lurch forward and growl. Rrrargh!

Don’t Wake The Dog is available from Firebox for £14.95.