I’d freak out if my towel looked like that - large, bulging eyes with red veins snaking all over, a gaping mouth, and all the other humanoid appendages. Nevertheless, kids might find the Towelie Talking Action Figure interesting as he measures 9″ tall and spews out (supposedly) witty phrases at random,for example, “Oh man, I have no idea what’s going on right now!”. You can pick up the Towelie Talking Action Figure for $23.99. Chances are any Homer Simpson talking toys out there will definitely beat Towelie hands down when it comes to witticisms.

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