If you’re the kind of geek that likes playing Dungeons and Dragons then this has got to be the ultimate T-Shirt, the Chain Mail T-Shirt.

The ThinkGeek Chain Mail T-Shirt is honest-to-goodness real metal chain mail hand forged by dwarfs in forbidden mines near the center of the earth and delivered to the ThinkGeek warehouse by shrieking black apparitions in the dead of night. Its bright shine and relatively light-weight comes from its anodized aluminum construction. It’s appropriate protective wear for most occasions including office meetings and parties you would rather not have attended.

You can own your own piece of chain mail apparel for $99.99 from TG, whatever next!