Wearing a tie is a pretty drab affair as most people hate the stifling heat associated with having one around your neck. Gadget maestros Thanko from Japan have come up with a rather wacky solution - the USB-powered necktie. Located at the heart of the faux knot lies a fan that is powered by any available USB port. Of course, this means you can only venture as far as the USB cable allows you to, but at least you can keep your cool while churning through tons and tons of reports. The USB Tie Fan retails for $24.90 a pop and does nothing to buy you brownie points with that hot new secretary.

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