It’s gadgets like these that make me wish I still worked in an office, carpet skates, the ultimate in sober fun in the office.
Strap a pair over your office shoes and be ready for a wild ride. They have ridges on the bottom under your toes to help you grip the carpet as you build up speed (and also to slow down). And then, sliiiiiiiiiide! Practice hard and you’ll be skating around like you’re on ice instead of carpet. Got to deliver a memo down the hall? Why not deliver it in style! So stop walking around your office and start sliding. It’s the best way to make a classy entrance (or quick exit)!