While you can’t exactly play hooky when working, this USB Eye Massager helps alleviate some of your working misery by providing much needed relief after staring for hours on end at the computer monitor. It looks a tad dangerous though, as the two fingers could actually be dangerous in the wrong hands. Choose from red, green,blue, and yellow colors. There are two speeds available with this cute gizmo - Low and High. I think I’ll stick to an ice cold beer instead of risk myself getting blinded in the process.

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