Now isn’t this a hoot for all you locker room types who brag about tales of conquests to one another also have another source of pride - the length and girth of your private member. Unfortunately, spoken statistics remain just that until some scientific method is used to quantify those claims, and what better way than to use the metric system? This Tape Measure G-String will quell all doubts, where a small yet functional tape measure is attached to this novelty G-String. Just make sure your waist lies between 30″ to 38″ if you’re getting one of these $14.95 sexy number for yourself. The image is NSFW, so I’ll just place a harmless tape measure in place instead.

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