Let’s face it – sex sells. What better way to accentuate this fact than with an Erotic Letter Opener? What you get in this set is a lovely looking lady who seems to have misplaced most of her clothes, with the letter opener featuring one end of a long, fair leg as the handle. Not too sure how many people get snail mail these days, but if they had started producing such letter openers 20 years ago, I would have put in more effort into my pen pal correspondence. The Erotic Letter Opener retails for $24.95.

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