If you have a boss you need one of these anger management dolls:

When you press their left hand, they say one of several obnoxious sayings. For instance, The Anger Management Boss may say “I don’t care if you’re sick, you’re coming in today, and you’re working overtime!” When you have heard enough of their demands, you choke them, and that’s when the fun starts!

Their eyes pop out, their tongues extend, limbs flail, they shriek and gag, and then they change their way. After you choke them into submission, the boss will tell you to take some time off, or give you a raise.

This comical stress relieving toy is available from Prank Place for $19.89.