I do enjoy spicy food (bar the kebab I had this evening which was rank to say the least) and a bit of tabasco goes with just about anything. I generally find people only ‘borrow’ my tabasco bottle once but here’s a gadget to prevent that, the Grenade Topper.

The grenade topper is exactly as it looks, so instead of leaving an innocent looking bottle lying around, you can make it look as explosive as your tonsils feel it is.

Available from the Tabasco Country Store (the site is framed so just search for grenade), found via The Green Head.