If you’ve been on the Coolest Gadgets bandwagon long enough, you know that beer is the official drink here. Yes sir, we might be able to get through the day without a hot cup of joe, but never, ever mess with our beer. The Fire Hydrant Drink Dispenser could not have come in a timelier manner, being made of glass and silver while holding a fair amount of liquid within that can be dispensed by pressing the top button.

I wonder just how much head would develop if you pour out a pint of cold beer with this. Somehow, it looks more suitable for hard liquor than the nectar of the gods though. Great for parties as it gives the bartender some breathing space while your guests help themselves (responsibly) to just the right amount. The Fire Hydrant Drink Dispenser retails for $29.95.

Product Page via Nerd Approved