The Vacuum Cleaner Sex Toy

We really need a female on the CG writing team as I don’t think I can do this next gadget justice, the Vortex Vibrations Suction Vacuum Cleaner Vibrator, to quote:

Place Vortex over the clitoris against the labia. Suction will immediately increase blood flow to the clitoris causing it to enlarge and become sensitive.

Move the slider down and the clitoris itself starts to vibrate, fluttering like a reed in a saxophone. By adjusting the slider upward or downward, YOU control the rate of vibration.

There’s even a some what amusing demonstration video:

If you can’t see the video in your reader, click here.

If you fancy a bit of pleasuring using a vacuum cleaner you can buy the Vortex Vibrations from Love Honey for £34.99. A big thanks to Keith for the tip, though how he found out about this I don’t know.

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7 Comments on “The Vacuum Cleaner Sex Toy”

sly Says:

That’s one toy that you will not want to use if your roommates are home! Vacuums are so noisy.

Mini Gadget Galore » Coolest Gadgets Says:

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Excuse me Says:

Dont you think this is a little out of the realm of cool gadgets? Seriously guys, keep it clean…

Stuff like this is NOT new, or cool.

Jessie Says:

I have this thing.

I was apprehensive but as it turns out…it is incredible. Ridiculously good.

John Says:

Me and wife tried this product. Five golden stars!!

The Earth Angel Wind-Up Vibrator » Coolest Gadgets Says:

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prick Says:

i thought it was so good it turned me on so fast

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