We really need a female on the CG writing team as I don’t think I can do this next gadget justice, the Vortex Vibrations Suction Vacuum Cleaner Vibrator, to quote:

Place Vortex over the clitoris against the labia. Suction will immediately increase blood flow to the clitoris causing it to enlarge and become sensitive.

Move the slider down and the clitoris itself starts to vibrate, fluttering like a reed in a saxophone. By adjusting the slider upward or downward, YOU control the rate of vibration.

There’s even a some what amusing demonstration video:

If you can’t see the video in your reader, click here.

If you fancy a bit of pleasuring using a vacuum cleaner you can buy the Vortex Vibrations from Love Honey for £34.99. A big thanks to Keith for the tip, though how he found out about this I don’t know.