Paris Hilton Says She Is Too Beautiful For Jail
by methodshop in Tech News
Terrified that her 45-day prison sentence for drunk driving will plunge her into a world of daily beatings, group showers and a total absence of anything that’s even vaguely “hot,” Paris Hilton is doing all she can to get out of jail before she even goes in.
So what does Paris have up her sleeve? What is she doing to stay out of the Century Regional Detention Facility?
- Expensive legal advice from a team of the world’s most expensive lawyers? Nope.
- Displaying genuine remorse for her crime in order to show the appeals court that she’s learnt her lesson? Are you kidding?
- A half-baked MySpace petition? Bingo!
The ‘Save Paris Hilton from Jail MySpace Petition’, calls on California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to terminate her jail sentence because she “provides beauty and excitement” to everyone’s lives. This is what the petition says:
“Paris Whitney Hilton is an American celebrity and socialite. She is an heiress to a share of the Hilton Hotel fortune, as well as to the real estate fortune of her father Richard Hilton. She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives… We, the American public who support Paris, are shocked, dismayed and appalled by how Paris has been the person to be used as an example that Drunk Driving is wrong… This petition is to ask Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to pardon Paris Hilton for her mistake. Please allow her to her return to her career and life.”
If you are interested, you can sign the ‘Save Paris Hilton from Jail MySpace Petition’ here.
[Via hecklerspray.com]
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17 Comments on “Paris Hilton Says She Is Too Beautiful For Jail”
Chris Says:
May 11th, 2007 at 3:04 pmUhh…if she “provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world” then why was she driving while drunk?
Mike Says:
May 11th, 2007 at 5:29 pmCan someone tell me what a “keep poor Paris out of jail so she won’t break her nail fighting off the mean inmates who want her to do nasty things in the shower” petition has to do with gadgets of ANY kind? Aren’t these postings moderated in any way?
Retarded Says:
May 11th, 2007 at 6:17 pmThat is so freaking retarded.
As if she is above the law! She should serve her time…
And I agree with Mike, what the heck is up with non-gadget posts?
elyelyoxenfree Says:
May 11th, 2007 at 7:19 pmMoreover — what does Paris Hilton herself actually have to do with this petition? I’m guessing NOTHING.
Sandi Says:
May 11th, 2007 at 8:42 pmThe hope Paris provides for “people all the the U.S. and the world” is that she and her parents and slutty sister Nicky rot in hell.
Kenda Says:
May 11th, 2007 at 9:11 pmAmerican Justice was meant to be discrimination free. If we let Paris Hilton off just because she is a rich slut who does nothing really important with her life, then, in order to be fair, we have to let every other drunk driver go free. I don’t think any of us find that fair. She is a human being, and being such, she should have to face the consequences of her actions.
George Says:
May 11th, 2007 at 9:19 pmAnd not only is this travesty posted on what I always assumed was a tech site, but you had to link to the petition too.
Why, God? Why?
karilynn Says:
May 11th, 2007 at 10:18 pmParis provides hope for young people all over the US? Give me a break…..what, are all these people she’s providing hope for gonna get reborn into a family of millions? What kind of hope do you provide Paris? Hope that you don’t go to jail? Hope that you don’t get busted driving drunk? Hope that your next sex video hit the pubic (oops, public) sooner than the last? Hope that your next wax session doen’t hurt too much? Hope for what?
Dan Says:
May 11th, 2007 at 10:33 pmSend her to jail, she should not get special treatment just because she is rich
Marc Says:
May 12th, 2007 at 2:57 amSo where’s the petition to send her down? I’d sign that one…
Peter Says:
May 12th, 2007 at 6:23 amCould i ask one question, what has this post got to do with Gedgets?
terri Says:
May 12th, 2007 at 8:47 ami think this is so stupid …. why does she think she is that great. she really isnt that hot . i mean come on sexy body yes maybe for the skinny part but she has nothing at top to really look sexy. and provides hope and beauty .. she isn’t that special it’s all about the money and always will be i get tired of all the rich actors and actress thinking they are so much remember people .. they wouldn’t be rich if it wouldn’t be from us .
Vanessa Says:
May 13th, 2007 at 4:18 pmI would pay to see Paris go to jail and serve the full time.. who does she think she is… umm reality check honey, your like everyone else (except were not snotty bitches) and the law is the law… no exceptions.
Mark Says:
May 14th, 2007 at 10:41 amI think I speak for everyone that this a great way to spend taxpayer’s money. No one should be above the law, especially a person who has never had to answer to anyone her whole life. Make an example out of her. Any normal person would’ve been in jail that night. As for the overcrowding in jails, I suggest we set a couple murderers free so we can see this ugly malnutritioned skank rot.
BTW I didn’t come to this website to read about Paris Hilton.. Unless she’s buying everyone that reads the article free gadgets. Continue with Paris Hilton news and I guarantee you’ll be making more and more people not return visit the site.
Al Says:
May 14th, 2007 at 12:32 pmThanks for all the comments everybody. Normally gadget posting has been resumed and I promise that we will only write about Paris again if she has a gadget addiction or turns out to be a droid.
frances Says:
May 20th, 2007 at 3:46 pmdrinking and driving is against the law and no matter who it is… it is a crime and they should be responsible for whatever sentence they get..driving is a right not a privilage..she shouldny have done what she did..
Paris Hilton Sex Tapes - "Criminal"? Says:
July 27th, 2007 at 10:59 amHot Paris Hilton sex tape images and clip
Shouldn’t Paris Hilton have gone to jail because of her sex tape videos rather than because of not paying ticket charges?
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