There are many massaging devices, some of them beyond our imagination. Some sumptuous, some strange and some just stupid. This one is a no-frills, ‘classic’ massaging device which has only a vibrating function as a feature, but lots of cuddliness and style.

The Octopussy massager has four soft massage feet which should offer just the right pressure and cover just about any area of your body that needs some soothing. On the top of its head you’ll also find a tiny green button that activates a simple vibrating mechanism that should offer a ‘truly spine-tingling experience’ - especially for the ladies.

The bright colors, goofy eyes and overall friendly shape make it a cute presence anywhere, whether it’s your bedroom or desk at work.

It’s powered by two AA batteries (not included), measures 13×10 cm, packaged in a gift box, and available for 10 quid (~$20) from need a present.