The bum pincher

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bum pincher

If you ever see a gaggle of women wearing L-plates staggering around town carrying these things I’d advice running.

Hen Night Bum Pincher
You have spotted a nice looking guy, but he is just out of reach and its too crowded and noisy to call him over so what do you do? You pull out the Bum Pincher of course! For that extended reach and the desired effect of the ‘pinchees’ attention, who wouldn’t want this handy gadget!

Available to buy (honest) for £2.99 (~$6) each.

2 reviews or comments

EEJ Says: April 30, 2007 at 12:58 pm

It’s essentially a re-purposed litter collector, I’ve seen the city maintenance people using them to pick up trash without bending over.

My question though: What’s an L-plate?

MikeT Says: October 13, 2007 at 10:23 pm

And women are allowed to pinch mens bottoms?
When men pinch womens bottom it is called sexual harrassment.
Good to see there is still the dual standards being upheld.

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