The bum pincher
If you ever see a gaggle of women wearing L-plates staggering around town carrying these things I’d advice running.
Hen Night Bum Pincher
You have spotted a nice looking guy, but he is just out of reach and its too crowded and noisy to call him over so what do you do? You pull out the Bum Pincher of course! For that extended reach and the desired effect of the ‘pinchees’ attention, who wouldn’t want this handy gadget!
Available to buy (honest) for £2.99 (~$6) each.