Comments on: Grossest gadget ever – The turd twister

By: I don't remember

I don't remember — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 19:28:47 +0000

So if you stick one of these in your anus, how do you “cut it off” as it were?

Mr Followthrough — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 19:33:13 +0000

Just a couple of questions before securing the order

1) Does it work on human pressure, and if so, is there a pulling/vacuum accessory for the elderly?

2) Does the booklet have a troubleshooting section or consistency chart to select the right ingredients beforehand ?

3) Does it handle the squits, or sweetcorn ?

4) How do the various ‘deliveries’ stand up to temperature/time.

4a) Can one freeze the results and if so, does the product booklet give a safe expiry date ?

5) If one really found the turd wasn’t twisted, is an accessory available to make the ultimate 99′ ?

6) Can this be used by all the family including the cat ?

Nathan — Wed, 23 May 2007 20:27:21 +0000

omg haha.. thats just wrong.. haha.. i want a lightening turd!! HaHa … *sigh*

Neagle — Tue, 01 May 2007 23:55:41 +0000

“Good morning! Why is everyone standing around examining 1? Oh dear God!”

Latest Gadget Gallery » Coolest Gadgets — Tue, 01 May 2007 19:43:14 +0000

[...] Grossest gadget ever – The turd twister [...]

Tue, 01 May 2007 00:17:19 +0000

Fixed the typo.
Designer template for every occasion and every~~craft~~crap project.

Sean Fallon — Tue, 01 May 2007 00:10:34 +0000

Yeah, I’m pretty messed up all right. I do have boundaries though – at least I didn’t buy this thing…yet.

Mike — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 22:44:15 +0000

At first glance, I thought these were some sort of cookie cutter type things, but oh god, I was wrong.