Grossest gadget ever - The turd twister

April 30th, 2007 by Al in Wacky Gadgets

Turd twister

Remember play dough and that funny contraption you could get to make different shaped strands, well here’s a version for you bottom, the turd twister.

I can’t bring myself to write any more about this, more info at the turd twister site, found via Nerd Approved thanks, Sean you need help.

Turd twisters

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8 Comments on “Grossest gadget ever - The turd twister”

Mike Says:

April 30th, 2007 at 3:44 pm

At first glance, I thought these were some sort of cookie cutter type things, but oh god, I was wrong.

Sean Fallon Says:

April 30th, 2007 at 5:10 pm

Yeah, I’m pretty messed up all right. I do have boundaries though - at least I didn’t buy this thing…yet.

B Says:

April 30th, 2007 at 5:17 pm

Fixed the typo.
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May 1st, 2007 at 12:43 pm

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Neagle Says:

May 1st, 2007 at 4:55 pm

“Good morning! Why is everyone standing around examining 1? Oh dear God!”

Nathan Says:

May 23rd, 2007 at 1:27 pm

omg haha.. thats just wrong.. haha.. i want a lightening turd!! HaHa … *sigh*

Mr Followthrough Says:

January 7th, 2008 at 12:33 pm

Just a couple of questions before securing the order

1) Does it work on human pressure, and if so, is there a pulling/vacuum accessory for the elderly?

2) Does the booklet have a troubleshooting section or consistency chart to select the right ingredients beforehand ?

3) Does it handle the squits, or sweetcorn ?

4) How do the various ‘deliveries’ stand up to temperature/time.

4a) Can one freeze the results and if so, does the product booklet give a safe expiry date ?

5) If one really found the turd wasn’t twisted, is an accessory available to make the ultimate 99′ ?

6) Can this be used by all the family including the cat ?

I don't remember Says:

January 8th, 2008 at 12:28 pm

So if you stick one of these in your anus, how do you “cut it off” as it were?