Grossest gadget ever – The turd twister
Remember play dough and that funny contraption you could get to make different shaped strands, well here’s a version for you bottom, the turd twister.
I can’t bring myself to write any more about this, more info at the turd twister site, found via Nerd Approved thanks, Sean you need help.
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Sean Fallon Says: April 30, 2007 at 5:10 pm
Yeah, I’m pretty messed up all right. I do have boundaries though – at least I didn’t buy this thing…yet.
B Says: April 30, 2007 at 5:17 pm
Fixed the typo.
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Latest Gadget Gallery » Coolest Gadgets Says: May 1, 2007 at 12:43 pm
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Neagle Says: May 1, 2007 at 4:55 pm
“Good morning! Why is everyone standing around examining 1? Oh dear God!”
Nathan Says: May 23, 2007 at 1:27 pm
omg haha.. thats just wrong.. haha.. i want a lightening turd!! HaHa … *sigh*
Mr Followthrough Says: January 7, 2008 at 12:33 pm
Just a couple of questions before securing the order
1) Does it work on human pressure, and if so, is there a pulling/vacuum accessory for the elderly?
2) Does the booklet have a troubleshooting section or consistency chart to select the right ingredients beforehand ?
3) Does it handle the squits, or sweetcorn ?
4) How do the various ‘deliveries’ stand up to temperature/time.
4a) Can one freeze the results and if so, does the product booklet give a safe expiry date ?
5) If one really found the turd wasn’t twisted, is an accessory available to make the ultimate 99′ ?
6) Can this be used by all the family including the cat ?
I don’t remember Says: January 8, 2008 at 12:28 pm
So if you stick one of these in your anus, how do you “cut it off” as it were?
Mike Says: April 30, 2007 at 3:44 pm
At first glance, I thought these were some sort of cookie cutter type things, but oh god, I was wrong.