The iPod has taken over our lives and now the sanctuary of the bathroom is no longer safe. The iCarta iPOD Toilet Paper Holder is a moisture resistant iPod dock, charger, and player that transforms into a toilet tissue dispenser. For $69.95, you can rock out (or sit) to your latest MP3s and it’s far less expensive than those $1000++ high-tech, integrated toilets.

I’m sure many of you out there have not ever considered what music, if given a choice, you would want playing while you’re on the toilet. Surely, some will prefer soft jazz, while others will want metal. This device conveniently puts your personal soundtrack at arms-reach. It could be mounted in your spare bathroom to give guests the option of putting their personal player to task (weird).

Available from old-fashioned-values.com , this wall-mounted device has four stereo speakers and requires a nearby AC plug. The arms which hold the toilet paper can be folded into the base discreetly. It measures approximately 8” x 4” x 5” which isn’t much larger than most toilet paper fixtures and comes in an easily coordinating white finish. Could the iPod dock/tie rack be too far off?