We all need the odd compliment from time to time and for those of us who don’t deserve said compliment here’s the answer. the Ego Boost Keyring.

To use simply kiss (or preferably push) the lips on the ring (keyring) and you’ll be greeted with one of a selection of compliments including:

• “You look fantastic”
• “Wow I love what you’ve done with your hair”
• “You look great, have you lost weight”

The Ego Keyring is available from Paramount Zone for £3.50, though I must admit I’m waiting for the lard ass insulting key fob.