Ladies who have been hurt in the past by their men’s philandering ways ought to have this in the kitchen – the Voodoo Knife Display. After all, what better way to spruce up your kitchen than with this collection of knives for everyday culinary purposes displayed in a unique manner? Any man you’re currently dating will certainly be on his toes to be your knight in shining armor the moment he lays his eyes on the Voodoo Knife Display as he constantly watches his back in your presence, afraid you might just pull a Bobbit on him.

Religious types can breathe a sigh of relief as there is no supernatural connection to the Voodoo Knife Display. Designed by Raffaele Iannello, this unique display stands head and shoulders among the other standard knife displays in the market. Made from ABS plastic, you can choose from red, black, or chrome colors to suit the tile setup in your kitchen. Each purchase comes with five knives that you can use to store them inside. These knives consist of a chef’s knife, a bread knife, a carver/slicer, an utility knife, and a paring knife.

The black and red versions will retail for £59.95, while the chrome version requires you to fork out an additional thirty quid. Looking at this, it certainly makes me want to start cooking up something in the kitchen just for the sake of removing and thrusting those knives into the poor voodoo doll. At least his groin area is not stabbed – that would be the ultimate point of humiliation for any man (pun intended).

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