This is what you get when you combine a light bulb, plasma and a clock, the bright idea plasma clock. Marketing spiel follows:

The Bright Idea Plasma Clock™ adds a beautiful soft glow to any room, hallway or shelf while keeping perfect time. With a removable base and built-in mounting slots, it’s almost like having two clocks in one! Placed inside the display base, the clock is a dramatic lighted centrepiece. Outside the display base, you can hang the clock anywhere on your wall for the ultimate in artistic expression. With a variety of different display options, the choice is yours!

From the picture you can’t really tell if the plasma side of the light is any good but if you want to give it a try the plasma clock is available at Safield for £19.99.