When I first saw this I thought cool, I’ve got a battery operated tape dispenser which seems to convert new batteries into useless non eco friendly waste in a matter of seconds, so a USB solution could be just the job.

However my excitement (excitement is probably a slight exaggeration) was short lived as it’s not USB powered it’s yet another USB hub (and no where near as cool as the TARDIS), so you have to manually tear the tape off, though you could plug a humping dog into it

The tape dispensing hub is available from Earth Trek, found first on Crib Candy.