Coming in at 2lbs 11oz this is the king of all Swiss Army knives and is even available to buy for £499.95 (a shade under $1,000). I haven’t counted the number of blades and other useless implements but they include:

• 2.5″ 60% Serrated locking blade
• Nail file, nail cleaner
• Corkscrew
• Adjustable pliers with wire crimper and cutter
• Removable screwdriver bit adapter
• 2.5″ Blade for Official World Scout Knife
• Spring-loaded, locking needle-nose pliers with wire cutter
• Removable screwdriver bit holder
• Phillips head screwdriver bit 0
• Phillips head screwdriver bit 1
• Phillips head screwdriver bit 2
• Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5mm x 3.5mm
• Flat head screwdriver bit 0.6mm x 4.0mm
• Flat head screwdriver bit 1.0mm x 6.5mm
• Magnetized recessed bit holder
• Double-cut wood saw with ruler (inch & cm)
• Bike chain rivet setter, removable 5mm allen wrench, screwdriver for slotted and philips head screws
• Removable tool for adjusting bike spokes, 10mm hexagonal key for nuts
• Removable 4mm curved allen wrench with philips head screwdriver
• Removable 10mm hexagonal key
• Patented locking philips head screwdriver
• Universal wrench
• 2.4″ Springless scissors with serrated, self-sharpening design
• 1.65″ Clip point utility blade
• Philips head screwdriver
• 2.5″ Clip point blade
• Golf club face cleaner
• 2.4″ Round tip blade
• Patented locking screwdriver, cap lifter, can opener
• Golf shoe spike wrench
• Golf divot repair tool
• 4mm allen wrench
• 2.5″ blade
• Fine metal file with precision screwdriver
• Double-cut wood saw
• Cupped cigar cutter with double-honed edges
• 12/20-Guage choke tube tool
• Watch caseback opening tool
• Snap shackle
• Mineral crystal magnifier with precision screwdriver
• Compass, straight edge, ruler (in./cm)
• Telescopic pointer
• Fish scaler, hook disgorger, line guide
• Shortix laboratory key
• Micro tool holder
• Micro tool adapter
• Micro scraper – straight
• Micro scraper – curved
• Laser pointer with 300 ft. range
• Metal saw, metal file
• Flashlight
• Micro tool holder
• Philips head screwdriver 1.5mm
• Screwdriver 1.2mm
• Screwdriver .8mm
• Fine fork for watch spring bars
• Reamer
• Pin punch 1.2mm
• Pin punch .8mm
• Round needle file
• Removable tool holder with expandable receptacle
• Removable tool holder
• Special self-centering screwdriver for gunsights
• Flat philips head screwdriver
• Chisel-point reamer
• Mineral crystal magnifier, fork for watch spring bars, small ruler
• Extension tool
• Spring-loaded, locking flat nose-nose pliers with wire cutter
• Removable screwdriver bit holder
• Phillips head screwdriver bit 0
• Phillips head screwdriver bit 1
• Phillips head screwdriver bit 2
• Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5mm x 3.5mm
• Flat head screwdriver bit 0.6mm x 4.0mm
• Flat head screwdriver bit 1.0mm x 6.5mm
• Magnetized recessed bit holder
• Tire tread gauge
• Fiber optic tool holder
• Can opener
• Patented locking screwdriver, cap lifter, wire stripper
• Reamer/awl
• Toothpick
• Tweezers
• Key ring

You’ll have to have big pockets in more ways than one to own this Swiss feat of engineering.