Things I hate to read:

1. Some bloke’s rantings about stuff he can do nothing about.
2. Some bloke’s incomprehensible thoughts, all piled up in a mangled page that resembles a train wreck, but he tries to pass off as an article.
3. Some bloke’s private joke (which he doesn’t explain for slow-witted guys like me)

I hear you, about the server-that-does-everything, my brother. I just wish Santa Clause was in the hardwear production business…