To say I’m not a fan of beanies (them dumb looking woolly hats) is probably putting it a bit mildly (I can look stupid without wearing a hat that fits my head like a condom thank you very much), so when I saw these at CES I was suitably unimpressed, the beanie with built-in headphones.

Thinking about it these beanies do have one distinct advantage, you can’t hear people telling you what a pillock you look .

If anybody really wants to buy one leave a comment and I’ll try to find the press release that was forced on me.