The Relaxman Capsule
Even though everyone loves Christmas, unless you don’t celebrate it of course, it can be a bit stressful. Not so much for kids, but for the parents who have to worry about getting all the right presents, organize trips to relatives houses, bake cookies (mmm, Crinkles!), put up the lights, and mail cards it can get pretty stressful. With all those things to do, they’d really appreciate a Relaxman. I just hope you have the cash to get them one.
Besides looking like a space ship, time capsule, or something else that doesn’t belong in your house, the Relaxman Relaxation Capsule is simply odd. Today, it’s used throughout European spas, and was even designed in Switzerland; everything made in Switzerland is cool, you know. Once you hop into your capsule, the relaxation begins. No heat, sound, or light can get in, meaning you have the ideal therapeutic environment. While taking a nice nap on the body temperature heated water mattress, some soothing preprogrammed music and lights will ease you into a relaxed state. Even better, the capsule has a negative-ion environment, which ends up doing something positive to your body. Take a nice 50 minute nap in the capsule can help fight off fatigue, jet lag, tension, sleep imbalance, depression, and anxiety.
Hold off on buying your new car, paying the mortage, and buying a fancy new MacBook because if you want yourself a Relaxman, it’s going to cost you $40,000 plus an outrageous shipping fee. Not quite as relaxing, but definitely more entertaining are the reviews for the Relaxman on Amazon.
[via Uber Review]