Wonderjock distorts reality

November 6th, 2006 by Edwin in Wacky Gadgets

wonderjock.jpgHello, stud, Yeah, I’m talking to you. So you think you’ve got it all down pat in order to snag the hottie whom you’ve been checking out the past few months, only to come up short (no pun intended) when it matters most? There’s no need to hide behind a tube sock when it comes to a Saturday night or during your prom night now. Traditional remedies like those just aren’t cool – and the purpose of the Wonderjock is two-fold. First, the mantra bigger is better is upheld by wearers of the Wonderjock, and secondly, it helps give guys a boost. After all, the girls can have their fun with the Wonderbra, so why can’t us testosterone-laden folks hit one back?

The Wonderjock utilizes ball/extension support technology that helps your nether regions stand out in the front instead of pointing downwards at the ground, looking all droopy being single, cold, and lonely during a Saturday night. It ensures a comfortable fit without causing any health problems down the line.

Apparently, this product from Australia has been a pretty big seller, moving 50,000 figures within a week. Hitting such an impressive sales figure makes for an interesting inference, as either our Australian mates are pretty insecure with the size of their instruments, or they’re just being swept over by a wave of novelty. Go wild at the next party, where you do not only get to impress the girl of your dreams with the size of your ride and bank balance.

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5 Comments on “Wonderjock distorts reality”

foroFriki » Wonder Bra masculino Says:

November 6th, 2006 at 6:16 am

[...] Visto en coolest-gadgets.com [...]

Gadget Thumbs up to 11-06-2006 » Coolest Gadgets Says:

November 6th, 2006 at 5:44 pm

[...] Wonderjock distorts reality [...]

Mike Says:

November 6th, 2006 at 6:23 pm

LOL - I’d love to wear this around work and see if anyone eventually said anything. It’d be like one of those hidden-camera shows :)

Mike

mate Says:

November 28th, 2006 at 11:47 am

hello,

i would like to comment on the article regarding the wonderjock. i like the wonderjock, but the Croatian Ballbra (www.ballbra.com) who sold more then double (more then 100 000 worldwise) when it started, is a much more interesting Product.

maybe because i am croatian, but still think the ballbra is better.. ;) everyone has there say….

here is also a Blog site with pictures:

http://ballbra-underwear.blogspot.com/2006/11/future-underwear-ballbra.html

dedicated reader… keep up the good work… love the site

Kind Regards,

Mate

Louie Says:

May 31st, 2008 at 11:41 am

Hey, im just way curious if there’s an Available AussieBum thing here in the Philippines, im like intereste don getting one,. please do e-mail me and let me know if there is louben101@yahoo.com

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