Wonderjock distorts reality
Hello, stud, Yeah, I’m talking to you. So you think you’ve got it all down pat in order to snag the hottie whom you’ve been checking out the past few months, only to come up short (no pun intended) when it matters most? There’s no need to hide behind a tube sock when it comes to a Saturday night or during your prom night now. Traditional remedies like those just aren’t cool – and the purpose of the Wonderjock is two-fold. First, the mantra bigger is better is upheld by wearers of the Wonderjock, and secondly, it helps give guys a boost. After all, the girls can have their fun with the Wonderbra, so why can’t us testosterone-laden folks hit one back?
The Wonderjock utilizes ball/extension support technology that helps your nether regions stand out in the front instead of pointing downwards at the ground, looking all droopy being single, cold, and lonely during a Saturday night. It ensures a comfortable fit without causing any health problems down the line.
Apparently, this product from Australia has been a pretty big seller, moving 50,000 figures within a week. Hitting such an impressive sales figure makes for an interesting inference, as either our Australian mates are pretty insecure with the size of their instruments, or they’re just being swept over by a wave of novelty. Go wild at the next party, where you do not only get to impress the girl of your dreams with the size of your ride and bank balance.