You’ve got a problem. No matter what alarm clock you have, it will never wake you up. First of all, that’s pretty sad, I know some loud alarm clocks, but on to the solution, the Sonic Boom Sweetheart Alarm Clock.

Don’t be fooled by its cute appearance, it’s a devil. Not only does it have a extra loud pulsating audio alarm that goes up to 113 db, it is adjustable though. It also has a 12 volt bed shaker, yes, a bed shaker (supposedly there loudest one ever!). I can’t decide if that would be fun, or painful. Oh, and to put it in perspective, 110 db of sound is generated from being 1 meter away from a jackhammer.

You’re not going to get off the hook if there’s a power outage, either, there’s a built in battery back up to ensure you wake up at the right time every single day.

Now on to the less torturous features, it’s got a multi-color display, and it’s shaped like a heart! But remember, 113 db pulsating audio alarm.

Be cruel to yourself and make sure you wake up every day exactly on time; get yourself a Sonic Boom Sweetheart Alarm Clock from Marilyn Electronics for $43.

[via Red Ferret]