If you’ve always wanted a talking banana then your dreams have been answered thanks to the banana cell phone holder.

I’m not sure who would buy one of these but if you see somebody talking to one you might want to cross the street, I did like Ohgzmo’s name for potential users, geektards.

Available from (as if you care) Fred Flare, found on The Bag Lady via Shiny Shiny via Oh Gizmo.