Automatic Wine Bottle Opener
This is one phallic looking kitchen gadget, the new and improved Venus Rechargeable Automatic Wine Bottle Opener.
The Venus is capable of de-corking 40 bottles on a single charge. Simply rest it on the neck of the bottle, flick the switch and it will extract the cork, flick the switch in the opposite direction and it will spit it back out. This has got to be the laziest bottle opener ever (short of getting a waiter to do it).
Available from After5 for $49.99 [found via Crib Candy]