It seems nothing is safe from the St. George Cross, introducing the Come On England Candy G-String.

If this doesn’t get your bloke away from watching the footie, nothing will. I found the saucy description of it rather amusing:

Give the football fan in your life something to shout about! Slip seductively into this St George Cross candy G-string and let him nibble his way into the box!

Available from Love Honey for £4.99, you can also get a matching candy bra. Even the blokes are catered for with a posing pouch which I really didn’t need to know about.