GasBgon

by Stephen

What if I told you there is an invention that enabled you to fart without anyone but yourself knowing? That is why I would like to show you the GasBgon, a flatulence filter seat cushion! It has been designed and tested to absorb the odour and sound of a fart. We have all had those embarrassing moments. Your full of wind, you sneeze and before you know it, you have farted in front of all your work mates. As if that isn’t bad enough, all of a sudden you smell it and it is pretty obvious that you had an Indian the night before! It is impossible to pretend it wasn’t you. Everyone knows who the guilty party is and they are all giggling as well as gagging.

What if I told you there is an invention that enabled you to fart without anyone but yourself knowing? That is why I would like to show you the GasBgon, a flatulence filter seat cushion! It has been designed and tested to absorb the odour and sound of a fart. As if that wasn’t enough to turn your stomach they also state that the average person produces gas around 14 times a day so you are definitely going to need one of these. Use it in your office, car or at the dinner table.

There are 3 different designs to choose from so you can customise your own fart cushion. What more could you want? Why not buy one for your Gran because you know she needs one and she doesn’t need to know what it’s for. Just a nice colourful cushion for her birthday! (Your family will thank you for it).

You can let loose all day without anyone having to know about it. You will feel so satisfied and as they say “better out than in”.

The slogan for the GasBgon pretty much sums it up. Clear the air, not the room.

For more information go to www.gasbgon.com

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