Think you’re a hard nut? Want to show off to your mates after a night out? Then this potential Darwin award game could be for you, the Breakboard Challenge.

The Breakboard challenge lets you chop pieces of wood with your bare hands, feet or nut. The kit consists of six sturdy blocks of wood which slot together using plywood to form the “breakboards”, you then rest these on the supplied bases and try to break them inflicting the minimum amount of pain. You only need to snap the plywood (rather than the actual thick bits of wood) so even the relatively untrained piss martial artist should hear the sound of snapping wood.

Available from iwoot, pain guaranteed. If you’re a serious and not drunk board breaker you probably want to check out these breaking boards.