Desktop Kebab Making Machine

Just in time for the World Cup, the answer to the age old problem of how to make an authentic Donner or Shish kebab (at home) has finally arrived, the BEEM Kebab Grill.

The kebab from the local van is probably the standard UK snack after a night out (and do take a fair few beers before you can stomach one, if you’ve ever tried a kebab when 100% sober you’ll know what I mean). If you’re going to be inviting mates round to watch England progress in the World Cup, then get them to bring the beer (ideally not in abeer belly) while you supply authentic after pub grub. For added realism buy a dirty white trailer and serve the kebabs in the garden at extortionate prices.

Available from Design A Sausage.

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3 Comments on “Desktop Kebab Making Machine”

tomsadvice.co.uk » The Beem Kebab Grill Says:

[...] And what better way to start a blog about gadgets than passing on this most perfect of consumer durables. Why buy yourself an AGA oven, or splash out on a SMEG fridge, when all you ever need to satisfy your diatry needs is here in one small item. I particularly like the serving suggestion; “for added realism buy a dirty white trailer and serve the kebabs in the garden at extortionate prices”. Now that’s one gadget i’ll be saving for, along with a naan oven and a man-sized tub of chilli sauce. [...]

blingblong Says:

when you slice the donner downwards… wouldn’t there be a risk of electricution?

matthew Says:

hahahahahaa shhh

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