Fake, soiled underpants for home security.

by Paz

Fake soiled underpants for home security.

We knew that this was a “security device” that had to appear as a coolest gadgets feature, the only problem was; what should we write? We thought; “Words fail us; the photo says it all!” might do the job, but being the professionals that we are, we’ve dug deep and written a few comments to paint a picture in your mind:

So, imagine your worst nightmare. The bad guys have somehow got past Rex the Electronic Guard Dog, and they’re in your home!

No doubt you’ve a fake wallet with a few notes and expired credit cards, as well as a box of some tin jewellery, but even that’s not fooled these guys.

The “Brief Safe” is your last line of defence.

Stash any small valuables in these fake, soiled briefs and leave them in your laundry basket, and even the most seasoned of burglars will shy away. Also you can add a little “Eau de Poo” scented fragrance to reinforce the deterrent effect! Unfortunately, there’s not much space in the 4” by 10” secret compartment, but at $9 each, you could easily buy a few pairs of these briefs from hell that would no doubt compound the nightmare even further for any would-be intruders.

This is one security gadget that could, seriously, work in the home or in any hotel room. The only problem for me would be to, later, distinguish the fake pants from my real ones!

Product page.

Found via TechEblog.

7 reviews or comments

Al Says: April 10, 2006 at 1:55 pm

That is bad man, that is really really bad.

You could always save money and make them yourself *eek*

Peter C. Says: April 12, 2006 at 3:50 pm

I think I’ll keep my good old lock and key – shiny, clean and smelling of roses!

Random Good Stuff Says: April 13, 2006 at 10:57 am

The safest place on earth to hide a stack of $100 bills

Hmmm, my phantasies are running wild when I think on how you could use those fake soiled underpants which go for $9.00! Any comments… ? Also, I was thinking who wants fake soiled? I give you custom made Random Good

Paz Says: April 13, 2006 at 12:38 pm

Naja, wir haben einen englischen Ausdruck; “Woher gibt’s Dreck, gibt’s auch Geld” – und das passt genau zu diesem Situation.. haha

Iceberg Safe (Lettuce) » Coolest Gadgets Says: February 27, 2007 at 1:46 am

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Major Guy-Stuff « I’ve Gotta Fang Says: April 9, 2007 at 8:08 pm

[…] A soiled underpants safe. If any burglar actually digs into these to try to find something, he or she has issues or is […]

paco Says: May 15, 2008 at 3:10 pm

why does it have to be fake?

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