This is another why didn’t I think of that kind of post, Orgasmatones, the personalised Orgasmic Ring-tones.

These ringtones are certain to get your attention and are a whole load less annoying than the crazy frog. As the ringtones are personalised for each name they don’t sound like Steven Hawkins is saying your name mid ecstatic moan.

To get the ringtone you just need to go to the Orgasmatone site, enter your name, pay the fee (£2.50 about $4) and download. If you’re name isn’t available you can submit it and they’ll get one of 6 sexy (well they sound it but sounds can be very deceiving) young women to scream your name in pleasure. Though we know she’s faking it :).