Mind Bog-ling Bog Seat
Do you have a man in your life who you just can’t think of anything to buy for them? Well, have we got news for you! The Swash contoured, heated toilet seat. Not only does it contour to the user’s rear end, it also keeps it lovely and warm whilst carrying out the usual ablutions.
Furthermore, you don’t even have to reach over for the loo roll as this system also washes the old derriere with a gentle (or rather more vigorous if preferred) jet of water – you then just sit back and wait for the warm air jets to dry you off. Particularly useful when you discover that the bog roll’s all gone as well!
Finally, when you feel fully refreshed from your bathroom visit (and after reading all the magazines which usually clutter the bathroom floor), you simply get up and leave, whilst the toilet seat automatically closes for you! Of course you will have washed your hand’s won’t you! The ladies in your life will surely have to appreciate this unique feature!
Is this luxury or laziness, you decide. I’m pretty sure we all know someone who would appreciate this ideal gift – a mere snip at $400-600.
You could buy it for yourself to impress your mates or buy it for “her indoors” to show her you really care. The Swash is also useful for the ladies too with it’s directional and feminine wash jet facilities. The water jets are also heated to your preferred temperature and if so desired you can even get them to pulsate ;)!
What better way to say “I love you” – not only will this ultimate loo seat keep the lady in your life extremely happy (and therefore no longer to be heard shouting to remind you to “put the seat down you lazy sod!”), but you can now take charge in your own bathroom library without your legs going dead.
The Swash is easily installed on your current loo – it’s pretty much a replacement toilet set with a few added benefits, available from brondell