OK. I’m calling you out. You know who you are. You’re the tech head that wears 15 pounds of gadgets on your waist. There’s nothing wrong with have tons of gadgets. There’s just no need to wear them all at once. I see you walking around with your company phone, company pager, personal phone, and PDA all clipped to your belt. I mean do you need to display them all. Just put a couple of them in your pocket.

You might as well be wearing a fanny pack and a sign on your back that says kick you. I know you want to hook up with that chick in human resources, but guess what. She has a strict policy about only dating guys that wear one item on their belt. Sure maybe after you nail her a few times she won’t care if you wear an entire small business office on your waist, but that’s never going to happen if you don’t lighten the load a little.

Don’t misunderstand me. I’m not condemning gadgets, far from it. What I’m saying is yes you have a tool for every occasion, but when you wear everything at every occasion you just look like a tool.