If you are ever in the relationship dog house this present is the proverbial get out of jail free card. It’s not cheap coming in at 25 quid and is a total waste of money but it will earn you infinite times more brownie points than forecourt flowers.

Gold Leaf Chocolate combines 2 things that women love, and it doesn’t take a genius to guess what.

The chocolate might come in a plain brown box (the sort of brown that certain magazines are wrapped in) but once opened the 24 chocolate chunk block comes wrapped in 22 karat gold leaf.

As the gold leaf is so fine it is also edible meaning the lazy chocoholics don’t even need to unwrap it. Gold is also meant to be an elixir of life (if you believe those Chinese proverbs) so imagine the brownie points that could score. If you eat the whole bar to yourself, a few days later you’ll have the most expensive poop in town

Available in the UK from Firebox