As a kid growing up in a small town in northern Canada, my aspirations of becoming a world ranked sumo champion seemed unattainable. However, thanks to the Inflatable Sumo Costume, my dream is closer than ever. Now I no longer have to stuff my face with Twinkies or walk around the house in my underwear to prepare for sumo domination.

This unexpectedly comfortable nylon costume comes complete with built-in nappy and a sumo-hair hat for added authenticity. With 4 AA batteries, the included fan will inflate the costume in minutes, adding 20 sizes to your pants instantly.

If you’re looking for something with a bit more “shook” value, why not buy the sumo ballerina costume instead. This model comes fully equipped with an “authentic” ballerina dress.

With Halloween right around the corner, the sumo suite makes the perfect costume. When all your friends show up to the party wearing the typical zombie and pirate costumes, you will blow them away with the sheer mass and presence of your new sumo costume. If for nothing else, the Sumo suite makes great a conversation piece