Miscellaneous Gadgets
950,000 Volt Knuckle Duster
Getting hit by somebody wearing a knuckle duster is going to hurt at the best of times, so I dread to think what one that packs a 950,000 volt punch will feel like.
The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is intended as a self defence device for people who jog in dodgy areas (and if it’s a really really bad area you could always wear one of these on each hand as well as the defensive jacket).
Before shocking any potential muggers you should probably ask them if they have a pace maker, then again nah, just knee them and follow up with 950,000 volts to their face.
You can get the Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun via Amazon for $44.99.
Join 11 Comments
kontiki Says: March 10, 2007 at 6:19 am
ohh unbelievable! I tried to imageine myself jogging with this gimmick 
RJH Says: March 10, 2007 at 6:43 pm
I clicked on every link in this article and the No-Contact defence jacket article. None of them took me to a product page. What they did do was take me in an endless circle back to pages on this site. Subtract about ten from the hit counter. That was me caught up in your link labyrinth. Linking to yourself is great, but the source page should be somewhere in the maze. C’mon.
Al Says: March 11, 2007 at 3:39 am
Sorry RJH I had a copy and paste brain fart moment, fixed now and the link you want it http://hollywoodforces.com/ps371.html
Hitman Says: May 1, 2007 at 1:31 pm
cool.
staci gabrielli Says: February 4, 2008 at 9:17 pm
all of the links are under construction!! I want to buy one, please help with current information on where to get hooked up with one. Thanks
Money Says: March 26, 2008 at 11:36 am
my friend shocked me with this the other day on my cav it went right through the jeans and left a mark on my skin and it hurt like a bitch trust me if you hear the sound of one of these turning on RUN.
Al Says: April 21, 2008 at 11:59 am
I’ve found you can now get these cheaper via Amazon so I’ve updated the article to include the new links. Amazon seems to sell just about everything these days.
brian Says: July 31, 2008 at 12:19 pm
Knuckle Dusters are illegal in most states, so I can only imagine that this is not legal either.
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Bull Wilson Says: September 19, 2009 at 10:31 pm
Of course brass knuckles are illegal, that’s why this is actually classified as a “stun gun” (legal in every state I’ve ever lived in). Some times the finer points of the law are all about your vernacular. I used to be a bodyguard, so I know. 
Brian Says: March 9, 2007 at 2:00 pm
ummmmm…..holy crap???